Category Archives: Work

Paul’s Busy Workday Quasi-Made-Up Fun Fact #1

Did you know that Ben Horne, megalomaniacal industrialist and brothel owner of the fictional and bizarre town of Twin Peaks (from Twin Peaks) was a goofball airborne pathfinder on D-Day? Of course you didn’t, because I’m smarter than you! Okay, … Continue reading

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I’m Back(ish)

And you just love it, don’t you? Yeah you do. God how you sicken me. And I bet you’re expecting me to have all sorts of wild tales of adventure from my two weeks worth of missing posts about how … Continue reading

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Why I Wrote Nothing: Two Days of Lee Powers (And Counting)

Yes, that’s right, I’ve been doing all sorts of fantastical things alongside one of our most beloved/lazy staff writers, Lee Powers! As you can imagine, it’s a hoot. But it’s also super fucking busy because it’s all work related. TV commercials … Continue reading

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What it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!

Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions provided by me. Enjoy! Well, gentle … Continue reading

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What’s Your Excuse?

I spent my morning playing host to one of my very bestest good friends who is back from a year in Saudi Arabia. Then I got in car to drive all the way up to Plattsburgh for a commercial shoot … Continue reading

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What it’s Like Vol. 3: The Dragon Reborn

Ahoy, chum! Cap’n Chris be out at sea makin’ ready to swash and/or buckle against scurvy dogs and freedom haters. So he asked me to be his first mate fer the day and pass on more o’ his wacky words … Continue reading

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Copy Cat Commercials Called Out

When I was younger (and a dumbass) I saw commercials as though they were jokes; quick, 30-second anecdotes, each with a set up and punchline.  Unless you’d taped what was on TV you never saw the same commercials again. The Internet … Continue reading

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