Category Archives: Veterans

What it’s Like Vol. 3: The Dragon Reborn

Ahoy, chum! Cap’n Chris be out at sea makin’ ready to swash and/or buckle against scurvy dogs and freedom haters. So he asked me to be his first mate fer the day and pass on more o’ his wacky words … Continue reading

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Take a Haiku

Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished. Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With Friends or I will/Murder your face, Eric. At last, another/good X-Men movie is in/The theater. Hooray! … Continue reading

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Excerpt From Snakes in the Grass, Cobras in the Trees: A Joe’s Story

In honor of the 50th anniversary of our beloved GI Joe, I’m proud to present here a chapter from the memoirs of one of their very best: Gunnery Sergeant Ettienne “Gung-Ho” LaFitte. Chapter 17: Weathered Domination We knew it was … Continue reading

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Undah Da Sea (Also, Happy Belated Veterans Day!)

It’s been a good goddamn week so far. Very good, if I do say so myself. And I do. Even if I did have to work on Veteran’s Day. Because my place of employment hates freedom, I assume. Oh sure, … Continue reading

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My Adventure Down Undah: A Photo Diary

Ok, so apparently Eric wanted me to post on his normal day (yesterday) and thought that I would notice his hinting towards that in his brief contribution, despite the fact that I spent twenty hours of said day on an … Continue reading

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Things You Like Are Terrible

Earlier today I was chatting with one of our office’s current disposable menial laborers/unknowing organ farms (I believe the colloquial term for them is “summer interns”) about film school. Specifically, how terrible it is and that the rotten people who … Continue reading

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Yankee Doodle? Dandy!

I’m not sure what you’re all expecting me to write today. Seeing as it’s a rather significant holiday (Woohoo! Four-day weekend!) centered around a topic that I have repeatedly declared to be awesome in previous posts: America (or ‘Merica, for … Continue reading

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