Category Archives: USA! USA!

MUTOD: In Defense of the Guy I Sought to Humiliate.

First, let’s take a moment and applaud Paul’s Fan Fiction.  If you haven’t had your share of Fan-Fiction Friday, (look at me say that like that is a thing) go over here and read it, stupid. A little over a week … Continue reading

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Excerpt From Snakes in the Grass, Cobras in the Trees: A Joe’s Story

In honor of the 50th anniversary of our beloved GI Joe, I’m proud to present here a chapter from the memoirs of one of their very best: Gunnery Sergeant Ettienne “Gung-Ho” LaFitte. Chapter 17: Weathered Domination We knew it was … Continue reading

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Undah Da Sea (Also, Happy Belated Veterans Day!)

It’s been a good goddamn week so far. Very good, if I do say so myself. And I do. Even if I did have to work on Veteran’s Day. Because my place of employment hates freedom, I assume. Oh sure, … Continue reading

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My Adventure Down Undah: A Photo Diary

Ok, so apparently Eric wanted me to post on his normal day (yesterday) and thought that I would notice his hinting towards that in his brief contribution, despite the fact that I spent twenty hours of said day on an … Continue reading

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MUTOD: Paul’s Drinking Games

Last Friday in my office I had a printout on my desk.  The printout was created and sent to me by Paul. Sure enough everyone who walked into my office asked about it: My reply?  “It’s for a drinking game. … Continue reading

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I Can Show You the World…

Today, on this wet, miserable Thursday, I was able to perform one of the finest and most thrilling tasks a proud American citizen can do: pay an extra sixty dollars to have my passport renewal expedited because I realized it … Continue reading

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Yankee Doodle? Dandy!

I’m not sure what you’re all expecting me to write today. Seeing as it’s a rather significant holiday (Woohoo! Four-day weekend!) centered around a topic that I have repeatedly declared to be awesome in previous posts: America (or ‘Merica, for … Continue reading

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