Category Archives: USA! USA!

Soccer My Balls

After my roaringly funny and 100% historically accurate explanation of the blasé attitude most Americans (read: people with souls) feel towards soccer, a few folks I know (read: one person) asked that I gave the sport a fair shake. Obviously, … Continue reading

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A Brief History of Soccer: ‘Merican Style

Apparently the FIFA World Cup tournament starts today. It’s the 20th one. Ever. Isn’t that neat? Of course it isn’t. The fact that it’s Filipino Independence Day is neat. This is fucking soccer and we live America/’Merica/Murricuh/The Great Satan/Panem. Yes, … Continue reading

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What it’s Like Vol. 3: The Dragon Reborn

Ahoy, chum! Cap’n Chris be out at sea makin’ ready to swash and/or buckle against scurvy dogs and freedom haters. So he asked me to be his first mate fer the day and pass on more o’ his wacky words … Continue reading

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Take a Haiku

Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished. Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With Friends or I will/Murder your face, Eric. At last, another/good X-Men movie is in/The theater. Hooray! … Continue reading

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MUTOD: The Potential Un-Bro’ing of John Oliver

How could you not be a fan of John Oliver?  I mean, he has always been consistently funny; whether on The Daily Show, The Soup, or Community, he never fails. For picture-context, when Jon Stewart took a leave from The Daily Show in … Continue reading

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MUTOD: Some Forethought to Comedy Central…

Yesterday it was announced that Stephen Colbert would be David Letterman’s successor on CBS in 2015.  That is, at this moment, a long way away. Colbert won’t be “in character” for the new show, but then, does that mean he’s going to … Continue reading

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I Review a Movie.

I went to see a movie today. Now I’m going to review it. Because that’s what we do here from time to time. And I’m great at it. Here goes: I saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I liked it. … Continue reading

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