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MUTOD: The XBox One

I originally wanted to write about this new ad for Lowe’s on Spotify that sounds like a song and then ends with “refrigerators, washers, and dryers” is the worst fucking thing ever, but I couldn’t think of more than…well…what I’d … Continue reading

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Memorial Day’s Coming, So Bear With Me…

…Because this one may get a little heavy. If you’re reading this, it’s a good chance you already know me personally. Or, at the very least, you know Eric or another member of our staff, however tenuously, on Facebook or … Continue reading

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Posting for Tommy Moon

One of the many features we’ve frequently touted to the three or four people that actually read this blog is the addition of my father, the aptly self-nicknamed Tommy Moon, to our writing staff. His wild ideas and creative spelling … Continue reading

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Another Reason to Hate on Hipsters

“A recent study by Restaurant Sciences found that low-cost beers like Budweiser, Miller Light and Coors Light are going up thanks to the rise in popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)– favorite among the community of bearded men in skinny … Continue reading

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The Pretentious Corner: On Acting Like You’ve Been There Before (ALYBTB)

Inspirational Lubricant Du Jour: “Lagunitas Sucks”, American Double/Imperial IPA I’m breaking out my Early-Onset Curmudgeonliness this week in order to wax pretentious on the subject of how to conduct yourself like a Normal Fucking Human (hereafter “NFH”), even in new and … Continue reading

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Here is a list of fashion choices you can make that will convince me you are a Psycho:

This will be a quick post, as I’m off to go see Iron Man 3. I hear Pepper Potts dies in this one [SPOILER ALERT]. Sometimes I walk down the street and I think I’m surrounded by psychopaths, then I … Continue reading

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The Pretentious Corner: On The (Insert-Clever-Qualitative-Substitute-For-The-Word-Great) Gatsby

Inspirational Lubricant Du Jour: Glenlivet Single Malt, 18-year My anticipation leading up to Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation of one of my all-time favorite stories can be described thusly: “…his heart was in a constant, turbulent riot. The most grotesque and fantastic … Continue reading

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