Category Archives: Travel

My Life Is Better Than Yours

Oh, what’s that? You take exception to the statement I’m making with the title of the weekly post on the hilarious and beloved blog that I co-run with one of my dearest and swarthiest chums? Well, what are you doing … Continue reading

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“The Lost Episode” by H. P. Lovecraft

Editor’s Note: We missed one. For the first time in nearly two years, we missed producing one of our weekly joy-filled drunken webisodes. Eric and I would be ashamed, but we have never been before and see no reason to … Continue reading

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Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

“Congratulations!Today is your day.You’re off to Great Places!You’re off and away!”  By the time you read this I will be long gone.  Gone gone gone to where the stars at night are big and bright– You know the rest. One of … Continue reading

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I Got Shit to Do

Seriously. Wicked busy day for me and a lot of work left to do. And I’m sure it makes you feel like this: But that’s the way the cookie gets splooged on. You get no sympathy from me, because I’ll … Continue reading

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Moving Pictures I Viewed Aboard Airships

I hate flying. I mean, if you read my post regularly, you probably know by now that I hate pretty much everything but brown liquor, ethnic food, and busty redheads. I also enjoy green tea. But flying is a particular … Continue reading

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Some Questions I’d Like Answered

Who the fuck stole my chair? Was it one of the few coworkers that don’t annoy me as part of a humorous office prank? Because that’s okay. If it’s some assholes in one of the conference rooms, I want them … Continue reading

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…So Why Don’t You Come With Me, Little Girl, On a Magic Carpet Ride?

Last Friday, the day after I posted Part I of my travel guide, somebody in Germany stumbled upon our blog by doing a Google Image search for “”horrible cut off penis#.” Seriously. Not making it up. How in the blue … Continue reading

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