Category Archives: Travel

Doin’ the Charleston

Posted on December 25, 2014 by Paul

No, not that one. The city where the Civil War started and Cap’n Chris lost his virginity to a ziploc bag of grits. Celebrating Christmas here with my family for our last group vacation of the year. Unless we all … Continue reading →

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I’m Back(ish)

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Paul

And you just love it, don’t you? Yeah you do. God how you sicken me. And I bet you’re expecting me to have all sorts of wild tales of adventure from my two weeks worth of missing posts about how … Continue reading →

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Family Vacation II: Things That Actually Happened

Posted on September 25, 2014 by Paul

So it turns out, most of the predictions I made last week were eerily accurate. Right down to the General Westmoreland story. Oh Phong Luc, what a storyteller that fellow is. Great comedic timing. And it’s nice to know that … Continue reading →

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Vacation Prognostication

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Paul

I’m going on a family trip tomorrow. Not like a simple weekend away or a holiday get together or even a road trip to bail my dad out of jail in El Paso for practicing obstetrics without a license (again). … Continue reading →

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What it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Paul

Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions provided by me. Enjoy! Well, gentle … Continue reading →

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What’s Your Excuse?

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Paul

I spent my morning playing host to one of my very bestest good friends who is back from a year in Saudi Arabia. Then I got in car to drive all the way up to Plattsburgh for a commercial shoot … Continue reading →

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Dis(ney)Topia

Posted on July 24, 2014 by Paul

As you may recall, several weeks ago I made an awesometacularific journey out to the crappy (read: West) coast of our fine country to visit some dear chums and get shlonkered with them on rum for a week. Great times. … Continue reading →

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