Category Archives: Sunshine and Lollipops

3 Ways to Make Jury Duty Better

This is an illustrated experience. I drew these while waiting to be summoned for jury duty at the unified court system jury room. I’m terribly bored sitting here.  This is day number two.  Two. A sign in the front of … Continue reading

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My Life Is Better Than Yours

Oh, what’s that? You take exception to the statement I’m making with the title of the weekly post on the hilarious and beloved blog that I co-run with one of my dearest and swarthiest chums? Well, what are you doing … Continue reading

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Hey Internet, I Tried. Part 1: Adventure Time

As I pointed out in a cheap ploy to get you to look at an old blog post, when I recommend something to someone (further alluded to as “reco”) their most common response is usually to dismiss it, probably because something … Continue reading

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Happy Thoughts

I need some cheering up. I came off an awesome weekend in my beloved Las Vegas celebrating the impending doom of former-ish staff member P. D. Montgomery’s bachelorhood basking in the bro-tastic afterglow. Then some degenerate on the plane home … Continue reading

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This Year in Hilarity (So Far)

Many of you fans out there probably wonder where I, a respected drunken fake journalist, get my news from. The papers? The TV? Bing? Of course not, you silly bastard! You and your ideas. Nobody reads the papers, TV is … Continue reading

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What I’m Hooked On

Earlier this week, a study conducted at Connecticut College shocked absolutely no one by showing that Oreos can be as addictive as cocaine. From a neurological standpoint, of course. In rats. Regardless, those are some highly amusing, but none too … Continue reading

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Cheer Up, Stupid!

What a shitty goddamn day. It’s somehow warm and clammy out at the same time, like a fat guy’s ass crack. The sky is drab and looks like it might almost rain, which would be a nice change from just … Continue reading

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