Category Archives: Special Event

Exclusive Fashion Week Coverage! No, Seriously!

Posted on September 4, 2014 by

In my many years of drinking (and even in my other years of not drinking), I have wound up in a variety of strange places. Sometimes even sober. A calypso party at the French Embassy. Sharing a bathroom with Tom Hanks. Weehawken, … Continue reading →

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100 Episodes Later

Posted on August 22, 2014 by

This upcoming Sunday marks the 100th Episode of BroCast News, so I am spitballing 25 ideas as a means to make it special: So, what should we do for our 100th Episode? 01)  Inhale helium for the entire duration of the … Continue reading →

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My Life Is Better Than Yours

Posted on July 10, 2014 by

Oh, what’s that? You take exception to the statement I’m making with the title of the weekly post on the hilarious and beloved blog that I co-run with one of my dearest and swarthiest chums? Well, what are you doing … Continue reading →

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MUTOD: Here is what you’re going to do today

Posted on July 4, 2014 by

In no particular order, but this may be most probable:         Besides, when was the last time your camera phone produced a decent-quality image of a firework?     Happy 4th of July.

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A Brief History of Soccer: ‘Merican Style

Posted on June 12, 2014 by

Apparently the FIFA World Cup tournament starts today. It’s the 20th one. Ever. Isn’t that neat? Of course it isn’t. The fact that it’s Filipino Independence Day is neat. This is fucking soccer and we live America/’Merica/Murricuh/The Great Satan/Panem. Yes, … Continue reading →

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Birthday Party

Posted on May 9, 2014 by

In honor of Paul’s birthday today I have decided to make a list of things that most definitely will occur, or be present at his birthday party tonight*: •  Pizza •  Whiskey •  Beer •  Strippers •  Strippers with Pizza • … Continue reading →

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I Got Shit to Do

Posted on March 27, 2014 by

Seriously. Wicked busy day for me and a lot of work left to do. And I’m sure it makes you feel like this: But that’s the way the cookie gets splooged on. You get no sympathy from me, because I’ll … Continue reading →

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