Category Archives: Rage

To Everyone Who Ever Nagged Me to Watch a TV Show

Dear Everyone, All right, gotta give this one to you. You nagged and nagged and pushed and nudged and kvetched until I finally gave in. And yes, you were right. True Detective was awesome. Definitely one of the best things … Continue reading

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What the Hell, World?

Seriously, what the hell? Ukraine? Come on. Why the crap are there still Kardashians on TV? Not my TV, of course, but they’re on somebody’s TV. How in the bejesus does Eric keep winning at Words With Friends? Why does … Continue reading

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What Hath Starbucks Wrought?

The above image is not a joke. It’s not a Photoshop or a meme or a meme-o-shop or whatever the hell else it’s called when you idiots put stupid words over pictures of ugly cats and throw them on the … Continue reading

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Resolve Yourself

I don’t make New Years resolutions. Ever. “How?” you might be asking, or possibly “why?” Unless, of course, you’re somehow very confused/still drunk, in which case you’re probably asking “Where?” or “Shall I put your call through to Manitoba-237, Mrs. … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas is WAR

If you’re one of the few people who still gets their news the old-fashioned way (overly-friendly white people in suits talking at you from the TV), or even the ancient way (newspapers written by people angry that they’re too ugly … Continue reading

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Yar? Har!

It’s been a very pirate-y couple of days for me. Starting with the end of this week’s episode when Eric imparted upon our viewers a swell fun fact about notorious 18th century pirate/huge wuss “Calico” Jack Rackham. Then he got angry … Continue reading

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MUTOD: Late to the Party

Goddamn it. Seriously.  Son of a bitch.  This always happens.  I always show up late to the party, and all that is left in the cooler is some Milwaukee’s Best. It’s the worst to show up late to the party. … Continue reading

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