Category Archives: Paul is Grumpy

Breaking News!

Posted on November 20, 2014 by Paul

Important information for you and your loved ones! Film at 11! In the meantime, is there anybody out there who can explain to me what the big friggin’ deal is with Pitch Perfect? I mean, the first one wasn’t a … Continue reading →

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Why I Wrote Nothing: Two Days of Lee Powers (And Counting)

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Paul

Yes, that’s right, I’ve been doing all sorts of fantastical things alongside one of our most beloved/lazy staff writers, Lee Powers! As you can imagine, it’s a hoot. But it’s also super fucking busy because it’s all work related. TV commercials … Continue reading →

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How Bitching Ruins Games (And Why You Should Play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel)

Posted on October 23, 2014 by Paul

(Editor’s Note: all picture captions will be provided by special guest co-author Mister Torgue, the President of the Torgue Corporation) As I’ve written about before, I think most video games are goddamn awful. But, as I’ve also made clear in that linked … Continue reading →

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Fun “Facts”

Posted on October 16, 2014 by Paul

Hey internets people folks! Did you know: Capri pants kill more people every year than earthworms and Martin van Buren combined. While it’s true that the line “Beam me up, Scotty” was never actually said in the original Star Trek … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Quick Tips: Fundraisers

Posted on October 2, 2014 by Paul

Okay, I have shit to do today so this is going to be a quick one. Since I’ve become a young, New York hotshot who does cool things and wears suits while drinking upwards of 1.2 times per week (on … Continue reading →

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Family Vacation II: Things That Actually Happened

Posted on September 25, 2014 by Paul

So it turns out, most of the predictions I made last week were eerily accurate. Right down to the General Westmoreland story. Oh Phong Luc, what a storyteller that fellow is. Great comedic timing. And it’s nice to know that … Continue reading →

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Vacation Prognostication

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Paul

I’m going on a family trip tomorrow. Not like a simple weekend away or a holiday get together or even a road trip to bail my dad out of jail in El Paso for practicing obstetrics without a license (again). … Continue reading →

Posted in Assholes, Canada, Drinking, Happy Stuff, Lists, O Brave New World..., Paul is Grumpy, Travel | 2 Comments