Category Archives: Paul is Grumpy

Paul’s Busy Workday Quasi-Made-Up Fun Fact #1

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Paul

Did you know that Ben Horne, megalomaniacal industrialist and brothel owner of the fictional and bizarre town of Twin Peaks (from Twin Peaks) was a goofball airborne pathfinder on D-Day? Of course you didn’t, because I’m smarter than you! Okay, … Continue reading →

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The First Possibly Annual Broscars

Posted on January 29, 2015 by Paul

Ahoy, me hearties! If you’re as much of a spoiled, middle class, entertainment-obsessed white person as I am, you are no doubt as excited as all get-up-and-go to pretend to give a shit about the recent announcement of this year’s … Continue reading →

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Side (Splitting!) Effects

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Paul

Hey, so, funny story: you know how medicine is supposed to make you better and shit? Sometimes it doesn’t! Sometimes, for example, you get a prescription for a nasal decongestant, but you have an extremely rare hypersensitive allergic reaction. So … Continue reading →

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Resolve Yourself II – The Resolvening

Posted on January 8, 2015 by Paul

Just like last year, I’m here to help people become less terrible. And by people I mean you. You suck. I’m great. So here are some New Year’s resolutions to consider if you still haven’t made one. You lazy spaz. Bring … Continue reading →

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The Bro-ies II

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Paul

Has it been a year or so already? You bet your bippy it has! Whatever the hell a bippy is! Moving on, it’s time for our panel of unbiased and highly accredited experts (me and the scotch I’m drinking) to … Continue reading →

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Doin’ the Charleston

Posted on December 25, 2014 by Paul

No, not that one. The city where the Civil War started and Cap’n Chris lost his virginity to a ziploc bag of grits. Celebrating Christmas here with my family for our last group vacation of the year. Unless we all … Continue reading →

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I’m Back(ish)

Posted on December 11, 2014 by Paul

And you just love it, don’t you? Yeah you do. God how you sicken me. And I bet you’re expecting me to have all sorts of wild tales of adventure from my two weeks worth of missing posts about how … Continue reading →

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