Category Archives: Old ‘n’ Angry

MUTOD: First Player Gaming

If 2013 was the year of any game, it was a tie between Bioshock Infinite, other games that Paul has loved, and Grand Theft Auto Five, or GTA5, or GTAIV (there’s a million hashtaggable ways to identify the game.) On … Continue reading

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This Year in Hilarity (So Far)

Many of you fans out there probably wonder where I, a respected drunken fake journalist, get my news from. The papers? The TV? Bing? Of course not, you silly bastard! You and your ideas. Nobody reads the papers, TV is … Continue reading

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MUTOD: Fuck you, Spotify

This will be a quick one because I am on a laptop from home which may or may not be older than Tommy Moon.  The most high-tech program on here is MS Paint, the keyboard doesn’t work, and I keep … Continue reading

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Cheer Up, Stupid!

What a shitty goddamn day. It’s somehow warm and clammy out at the same time, like a fat guy’s ass crack. The sky is drab and looks like it might almost rain, which would be a nice change from just … Continue reading

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Tommy Moon Goes On

All right, fuck it. I give up. I can’t teach this guy how to internet. Swear to Christ, it’s like trying to teach an iguana to drive a car. Anyway, here’s the crazy shit my dad has to say today. … Continue reading

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People Who Can Go Fuck Themselves

I am grumpy. We all already knew that, so no big story there. And why am I so grumpy, you ask? Mostly because of stupid questions like that, you cretin. The unmitigated gall of you to ask that of me. … Continue reading

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More Tommy Moon

Once more, I, your beloved despot, will be copy and pasting the old man’s musings. Don’t worry, we’ll get him to figure out how to use what he calls his “magic angry rectangle of porn.” You might know it as … Continue reading

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