Category Archives: O Brave New World…

Exclusive Fashion Week Coverage! No, Seriously!

In my many years of drinking (and even in my other years of not drinking), I have wound up in a variety of strange places. Sometimes even sober. A calypso party at the French Embassy. Sharing a bathroom with Tom Hanks. Weehawken, … Continue reading

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3 Ways to Make Jury Duty Better

This is an illustrated experience. I drew these while waiting to be summoned for jury duty at the unified court system jury room. I’m terribly bored sitting here.  This is day number two.  Two. A sign in the front of … Continue reading

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What it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!

Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions provided by me. Enjoy! Well, gentle … Continue reading

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Beat It.

People, typically the insufferable type (more insufferable than the general level of insufferable that I find most people to be at, that is), always like to quip and muse about things that need to be “brought back.” Things that are … Continue reading

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A Million Dollar Idea

The other day I had a soda can on my desk.  The can came from a bistro, which earlier that week had been traveling in a truck (the can, not the bistro), and prior sitting in storage, on a crate … Continue reading

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Dis(ney)Topia

As you may recall, several weeks ago I made an awesometacularific journey out to the crappy (read: West) coast of our fine country to visit some dear chums and get shlonkered with them on rum for a week. Great times. … Continue reading

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Eric Hates Freedom

Ladies and gentlebros, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you on the eve of one of our greatest holidays that I, your hero, have been censored. Yes, the rights guaranteed me in the First Amendment, easily … Continue reading

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