Category Archives: O Brave New World…

Side (Splitting!) Effects

Posted on January 15, 2015 by

Hey, so, funny story: you know how medicine is supposed to make you better and shit? Sometimes it doesn’t! Sometimes, for example, you get a prescription for a nasal decongestant, but you have an extremely rare hypersensitive allergic reaction. So … Continue reading →

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I’m Back(ish)

Posted on December 11, 2014 by

And you just love it, don’t you? Yeah you do. God how you sicken me. And I bet you’re expecting me to have all sorts of wild tales of adventure from my two weeks worth of missing posts about how … Continue reading →

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Even Funner “Facts”

Posted on November 13, 2014 by

Remember this? Great, right? You bet your third nipple it is! Let’s do it again, beginning with my asking “Did you know…” PowerPoint presentations have been shown to cause suicide in lab rats. People who need people are, in fact, … Continue reading →

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The Great Twitter Flame War 2014

Posted on November 11, 2014 by

So today is Tuesday, November 11th, 2014.  It is the centennial anniversary of The Great War aka World War I.  Four years will mark the anniversary of Armistace Day, which began the end of the War, though the killing throughout … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Quick Tips: Halloween

Posted on October 30, 2014 by

Okay, I got a stack of whatnot to do a mile high, and two-thirds of that mile is finishing stitching together the gigantic, authentic fish tail to match the clam bikini top I’ll be wearing for Halloween tomorrow. To answer … Continue reading →

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Vacation Prognostication

Posted on September 18, 2014 by

I’m going on a family trip tomorrow. Not like a simple weekend away or a holiday get together or even a road trip to bail my dad out of jail in El Paso for practicing obstetrics without a license (again). … Continue reading →

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Black Flag, Don’t Hashtag

Posted on September 11, 2014 by

I’m not going to write about what everyone else is writing about today. You might be expecting me to, what with my being a New Yorker and an Afghanistan veteran. But no dice, pubic lice! There is more than enough … Continue reading →

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