Category Archives: Nerd Stuff

Even Funner “Facts”

Remember this? Great, right? You bet your third nipple it is! Let’s do it again, beginning with my asking “Did you know…” PowerPoint presentations have been shown to cause suicide in lab rats. People who need people are, in fact, … Continue reading

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The Great Twitter Flame War 2014

So today is Tuesday, November 11th, 2014.  It is the centennial anniversary of The Great War aka World War I.  Four years will mark the anniversary of Armistace Day, which began the end of the War, though the killing throughout … Continue reading

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In Which I Ruin Some Songs for You (Vol. 2)

We’ve been here before. Read on, warned of this attempt to coerce you into rethinking what you are hearing. For whatever you can’t unhear I make no apologies. Artist name first, song name second.   Jeremia, YG – Don’t Tell ‘Em I … Continue reading

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Paul’s Quick Tips: Halloween

Okay, I got a stack of whatnot to do a mile high, and two-thirds of that mile is finishing stitching together the gigantic, authentic fish tail to match the clam bikini top I’ll be wearing for Halloween tomorrow. To answer … Continue reading

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How Bitching Ruins Games (And Why You Should Play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel)

(Editor’s Note: all picture captions will be provided by special guest co-author Mister Torgue, the President of the Torgue Corporation) As I’ve written about before, I think most video games are goddamn awful. But, as I’ve also made clear in that linked … Continue reading

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Fun “Facts”

Hey internets people folks! Did you know: Capri pants kill more people every year than earthworms and Martin van Buren combined. While it’s true that the line “Beam me up, Scotty” was never actually said in the original Star Trek … Continue reading

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Don’t Be a Hallowanker

You may have noticed from looking at your cellphone or asking the nearest nurse after awakening from a fifteen-year coma that started when you OD-ed on Squeezits in 1999, October is fast approaching. As a matter of fact, it’s been … Continue reading

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