Category Archives: Movies

The First Possibly Annual Broscars

Posted on January 29, 2015 by Paul

Ahoy, me hearties! If you’re as much of a spoiled, middle class, entertainment-obsessed white person as I am, you are no doubt as excited as all get-up-and-go to pretend to give a shit about the recent announcement of this year’s … Continue reading →

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Resolve Yourself II – The Resolvening

Posted on January 8, 2015 by Paul

Just like last year, I’m here to help people become less terrible. And by people I mean you. You suck. I’m great. So here are some New Year’s resolutions to consider if you still haven’t made one. You lazy spaz. Bring … Continue reading →

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The Bro-ies II

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Paul

Has it been a year or so already? You bet your bippy it has! Whatever the hell a bippy is! Moving on, it’s time for our panel of unbiased and highly accredited experts (me and the scotch I’m drinking) to … Continue reading →

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Don’t Be a Hallowanker

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Paul

You may have noticed from looking at your cellphone or asking the nearest nurse after awakening from a fifteen-year coma that started when you OD-ed on Squeezits in 1999, October is fast approaching. As a matter of fact, it’s been … Continue reading →

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The BroCast Guide to Dieting

Posted on September 7, 2014 by Kitty

Here at BroCast, we care about your health. OK, that might be a bit of a stretch – we may care insofar as your health permits you to see and read our precocious blog. But that still counts. Because empathy. … Continue reading →

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Beat It.

Posted on August 21, 2014 by Paul

People, typically the insufferable type (more insufferable than the general level of insufferable that I find most people to be at, that is), always like to quip and muse about things that need to be “brought back.” Things that are … Continue reading →

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The Return of My Awesome Movie Reviews

Posted on August 7, 2014 by Paul

That’s right, party dudes and dudettes, I’m back with another installment of my patented scientific movie review system, wherein I write funny words and swears and then assign arbitrary numeric values to whatever elements I remember of various films through … Continue reading →

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