Category Archives: ‘Merica

Trailer for Vetted

Hey. Wrote and directed a TV pilot about veterans. Eric did the editing over the last few months and our premiere is in a few weeks. Lee Powers has a cameo. I’m awesome. What have you been up to, chumski? … Continue reading

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The Bro-ies II

Has it been a year or so already? You bet your bippy it has! Whatever the hell a bippy is! Moving on, it’s time for our panel of unbiased and highly accredited experts (me and the scotch I’m drinking) to … Continue reading

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Family Vacation II: Things That Actually Happened

So it turns out, most of the predictions I made last week were eerily accurate. Right down to the General Westmoreland story. Oh Phong Luc, what a storyteller that fellow is. Great comedic timing. And it’s nice to know that … Continue reading

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Exclusive Fashion Week Coverage! No, Seriously!

In my many years of drinking (and even in my other years of not drinking), I have wound up in a variety of strange places. Sometimes even sober. A calypso party at the French Embassy. Sharing a bathroom with Tom Hanks. Weehawken, … Continue reading

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3 Ways to Make Jury Duty Better

This is an illustrated experience. I drew these while waiting to be summoned for jury duty at the unified court system jury room. I’m terribly bored sitting here.  This is day number two.  Two. A sign in the front of … Continue reading

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What it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!

Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions provided by me. Enjoy! Well, gentle … Continue reading

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Dante’s Gap®ferno

Somewhere in The Inferno between the fifth circle of swamp and the six circle of flaming pits there exists a mall.  In that mall there is no Pinkberry.  There is no food court.  Hell, (haha) there isn’t even a Sharper Image. … Continue reading

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