Category Archives: Marine Stuff

What it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Paul

Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions provided by me. Enjoy! Well, gentle … Continue reading →

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My Life Is Better Than Yours

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Paul

Oh, what’s that? You take exception to the statement I’m making with the title of the weekly post on the hilarious and beloved blog that I co-run with one of my dearest and swarthiest chums? Well, what are you doing … Continue reading →

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What it’s Like Vol. 3: The Dragon Reborn

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Paul

Ahoy, chum! Cap’n Chris be out at sea makin’ ready to swash and/or buckle against scurvy dogs and freedom haters. So he asked me to be his first mate fer the day and pass on more o’ his wacky words … Continue reading →

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Take a Haiku

Posted on June 5, 2014 by Paul

Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished. Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With Friends or I will/Murder your face, Eric. At last, another/good X-Men movie is in/The theater. Hooray! … Continue reading →

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Bite Me

Posted on May 22, 2014 by Paul

I didn’t get a chance to write anything today. I had stuff to do. And I took a long nap. Laundry. Packing for vacation. Re-watching episodes of The League. Quasi-staff member My Dad had a table reading of a swell … Continue reading →

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Happy Thoughts

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Paul

I need some cheering up. I came off an awesome weekend in my beloved Las Vegas celebrating the impending doom of former-ish staff member P. D. Montgomery’s bachelorhood basking in the bro-tastic afterglow. Then some degenerate on the plane home … Continue reading →

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Excerpt From Snakes in the Grass, Cobras in the Trees: A Joe’s Story

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Paul

In honor of the 50th anniversary of our beloved GI Joe, I’m proud to present here a chapter from the memoirs of one of their very best: Gunnery Sergeant Ettienne “Gung-Ho” LaFitte. Chapter 17: Weathered Domination We knew it was … Continue reading →

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