Category Archives: Lists

Side (Splitting!) Effects

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Paul

Hey, so, funny story: you know how medicine is supposed to make you better and shit? Sometimes it doesn’t! Sometimes, for example, you get a prescription for a nasal decongestant, but you have an extremely rare hypersensitive allergic reaction. So … Continue reading →

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Resolve Yourself II – The Resolvening

Posted on January 8, 2015 by Paul

Just like last year, I’m here to help people become less terrible. And by people I mean you. You suck. I’m great. So here are some New Year’s resolutions to consider if you still haven’t made one. You lazy spaz. Bring … Continue reading →

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The Bro-ies II

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Paul

Has it been a year or so already? You bet your bippy it has! Whatever the hell a bippy is! Moving on, it’s time for our panel of unbiased and highly accredited experts (me and the scotch I’m drinking) to … Continue reading →

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Even Funner “Facts”

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Paul

Remember this? Great, right? You bet your third nipple it is! Let’s do it again, beginning with my asking “Did you know…” PowerPoint presentations have been shown to cause suicide in lab rats. People who need people are, in fact, … Continue reading →

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Paul’s Quick Tips: Halloween

Posted on October 30, 2014 by Paul

Okay, I got a stack of whatnot to do a mile high, and two-thirds of that mile is finishing stitching together the gigantic, authentic fish tail to match the clam bikini top I’ll be wearing for Halloween tomorrow. To answer … Continue reading →

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How Bitching Ruins Games (And Why You Should Play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel)

Posted on October 23, 2014 by Paul

(Editor’s Note: all picture captions will be provided by special guest co-author Mister Torgue, the President of the Torgue Corporation) As I’ve written about before, I think most video games are goddamn awful. But, as I’ve also made clear in that linked … Continue reading →

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Fun “Facts”

Posted on October 16, 2014 by Paul

Hey internets people folks! Did you know: Capri pants kill more people every year than earthworms and Martin van Buren combined. While it’s true that the line “Beam me up, Scotty” was never actually said in the original Star Trek … Continue reading →

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