Category Archives: Hope

In Defense of the Fast & Furious

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Eric

A few weeks ago HBO GO sent an e-mail to all of its subscribers that another installment of the Fast & Furious series would soon be available for their viewing pleasure: I was pumped.  Not “get drunk and watch Pacific Rim” … Continue reading →

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Hollywood’s Blinders and One-Way Mirrors

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Eric

With the recent passing of Bob Hoskins this week, most of the obits about the actor’s life drop two movie titles;  Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Super Mario Bros.  The former is an incredibly audacious movie which is not for kids … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to @IGLevine (aka Why the Bros Should Help with Ken Levine’s Next Great Game)

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Eric

Paul and I have an undying love for Bioshock, a game written by Ken Levine conceived well-before its release date back in 2007.  There is a ton of analysis on the game, and several sequels that followed. The most recent entry … Continue reading →

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Happy Thoughts

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Paul

I need some cheering up. I came off an awesome weekend in my beloved Las Vegas celebrating the impending doom of former-ish staff member P. D. Montgomery’s bachelorhood basking in the bro-tastic afterglow. Then some degenerate on the plane home … Continue reading →

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This Year in Hilarity (So Far)

Posted on January 9, 2014 by Paul

Many of you fans out there probably wonder where I, a respected drunken fake journalist, get my news from. The papers? The TV? Bing? Of course not, you silly bastard! You and your ideas. Nobody reads the papers, TV is … Continue reading →

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Resolve Yourself

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Paul

I don’t make New Years resolutions. Ever. “How?” you might be asking, or possibly “why?” Unless, of course, you’re somehow very confused/still drunk, in which case you’re probably asking “Where?” or “Shall I put your call through to Manitoba-237, Mrs. … Continue reading →

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Cheer Up, Stupid!

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Paul

What a shitty goddamn day. It’s somehow warm and clammy out at the same time, like a fat guy’s ass crack. The sky is drab and looks like it might almost rain, which would be a nice change from just … Continue reading →

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