Category Archives: GI Joe

Eric Hates Freedom

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Paul

Ladies and gentlebros, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you on the eve of one of our greatest holidays that I, your hero, have been censored. Yes, the rights guaranteed me in the First Amendment, easily … Continue reading →

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Fun and Games and Fermentation

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Paul

Over the course of the last year and thirteen days (or 4.29696825 years for our readers on Mercury) since we’ve started this blog, Eric and I have often mentioned the great and glorious GI Joe Drinking Game. And rightly so. It’s … Continue reading →

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Birthday Party

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Eric

In honor of Paul’s birthday today I have decided to make a list of things that most definitely will occur, or be present at his birthday party tonight*: •  Pizza •  Whiskey •  Beer •  Strippers •  Strippers with Pizza • … Continue reading →

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Hollywood’s Blinders and One-Way Mirrors

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Eric

With the recent passing of Bob Hoskins this week, most of the obits about the actor’s life drop two movie titles;  Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Super Mario Bros.  The former is an incredibly audacious movie which is not for kids … Continue reading →

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Happy Thoughts

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Paul

I need some cheering up. I came off an awesome weekend in my beloved Las Vegas celebrating the impending doom of former-ish staff member P. D. Montgomery’s bachelorhood basking in the bro-tastic afterglow. Then some degenerate on the plane home … Continue reading →

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Rebooting Childhood

Posted on February 27, 2014 by Paul

Late this past Tuesday evening I had a rather interesting conversation with my dear cohost as I stood in the doorway of his apartment/cave near Central Park. And by “interesting,” I of course mean “mind-bendingly stupid.” A passel (which is … Continue reading →

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Excerpt From Snakes in the Grass, Cobras in the Trees: A Joe’s Story

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Paul

In honor of the 50th anniversary of our beloved GI Joe, I’m proud to present here a chapter from the memoirs of one of their very best: Gunnery Sergeant Ettienne “Gung-Ho” LaFitte. Chapter 17: Weathered Domination We knew it was … Continue reading →

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