Category Archives: GI Joe

Eric Hates Freedom

Ladies and gentlebros, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you on the eve of one of our greatest holidays that I, your hero, have been censored. Yes, the rights guaranteed me in the First Amendment, easily … Continue reading

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Fun and Games and Fermentation

Over the course of the last year and thirteen days (or 4.29696825 years for our readers on Mercury) since we’ve started this blog, Eric and I have often mentioned the great and glorious GI Joe Drinking Game. And rightly so. It’s … Continue reading

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Birthday Party

In honor of Paul’s birthday today I have decided to make a list of things that most definitely will occur, or be present at his birthday party tonight*: •  Pizza •  Whiskey •  Beer •  Strippers •  Strippers with Pizza • … Continue reading

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Hollywood’s Blinders and One-Way Mirrors

With the recent passing of Bob Hoskins this week, most of the obits about the actor’s life drop two movie titles;  Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Super Mario Bros.  The former is an incredibly audacious movie which is not for kids … Continue reading

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Happy Thoughts

I need some cheering up. I came off an awesome weekend in my beloved Las Vegas celebrating the impending doom of former-ish staff member P. D. Montgomery’s bachelorhood basking in the bro-tastic afterglow. Then some degenerate on the plane home … Continue reading

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Rebooting Childhood

Late this past Tuesday evening I had a rather interesting conversation with my dear cohost as I stood in the doorway of his apartment/cave near Central Park. And by “interesting,” I of course mean “mind-bendingly stupid.” A passel (which is … Continue reading

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Excerpt From Snakes in the Grass, Cobras in the Trees: A Joe’s Story

In honor of the 50th anniversary of our beloved GI Joe, I’m proud to present here a chapter from the memoirs of one of their very best: Gunnery Sergeant Ettienne “Gung-Ho” LaFitte. Chapter 17: Weathered Domination We knew it was … Continue reading

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