Category Archives: Death

Live-Blog!: The First 2 Hrs of a 5 Year Old Video Game (For Lee Powers)

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Paul

For those of you unfamiliar with semi-former BroCast staff member (He keeps threatening to write something else, but he’s full of shit. There’s no internet service in that yurt he’s living in beneath Grand Central Station) Lee Powers, you should … Continue reading →

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Side (Splitting!) Effects

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Paul

Hey, so, funny story: you know how medicine is supposed to make you better and shit? Sometimes it doesn’t! Sometimes, for example, you get a prescription for a nasal decongestant, but you have an extremely rare hypersensitive allergic reaction. So … Continue reading →

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The Bro-ies II

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Paul

Has it been a year or so already? You bet your bippy it has! Whatever the hell a bippy is! Moving on, it’s time for our panel of unbiased and highly accredited experts (me and the scotch I’m drinking) to … Continue reading →

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Even Funner “Facts”

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Paul

Remember this? Great, right? You bet your third nipple it is! Let’s do it again, beginning with my asking “Did you know…” PowerPoint presentations have been shown to cause suicide in lab rats. People who need people are, in fact, … Continue reading →

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Great Scott, I’m Alive!

Posted on August 2, 2014 by Kitty

Though I certainly did not feel that way a few hours ago. I have just recovered from quite possibly the worst hangover of my life. Most of my insides are now outsides. This particular hangover is only to be superseded … Continue reading →

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Eric Hates Freedom

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Paul

Ladies and gentlebros, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you on the eve of one of our greatest holidays that I, your hero, have been censored. Yes, the rights guaranteed me in the First Amendment, easily … Continue reading →

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Take a Haiku

Posted on June 5, 2014 by Paul

Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished. Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With Friends or I will/Murder your face, Eric. At last, another/good X-Men movie is in/The theater. Hooray! … Continue reading →

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