Category Archives: Breasts

The Bro-ies

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. The year is at an end and award season is fast approaching. The red carpets are being rolled out, TV and film executives are salivating onto their comely mistresses, and terribly boring people … Continue reading

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Triple Feature

A great man once said “You know what your problem is? It’s that you haven’t seen enough movies.” That man was either William Henry Harrison or Steve Martin. I get them confused sometimes, but I’m pretty sure it was whichever … Continue reading

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What I’m Hooked On

Earlier this week, a study conducted at Connecticut College shocked absolutely no one by showing that Oreos can be as addictive as cocaine. From a neurological standpoint, of course. In rats. Regardless, those are some highly amusing, but none too … Continue reading

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Intro To The Conversational Arts: Say Something, Bitch!

“The art of conversation is dead” is a phrase you tend to read/hear a lot if you enjoy op-eds in the paper (so old people) or hang out with the sort of insufferable human beings who order red wine with … Continue reading

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Moving Pictures I Viewed Aboard Airships

I hate flying. I mean, if you read my post regularly, you probably know by now that I hate pretty much everything but brown liquor, ethnic food, and busty redheads. I also enjoy green tea. But flying is a particular … Continue reading

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My Adventure Down Undah: A Photo Diary

Ok, so apparently Eric wanted me to post on his normal day (yesterday) and thought that I would notice his hinting towards that in his brief contribution, despite the fact that I spent twenty hours of said day on an … Continue reading

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Some Questions I’d Like Answered

Who the fuck stole my chair? Was it one of the few coworkers that don’t annoy me as part of a humorous office prank? Because that’s okay. If it’s some assholes in one of the conference rooms, I want them … Continue reading

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