Category Archives: Breasts

The Return of My Awesome Movie Reviews

Posted on August 7, 2014 by Paul

That’s right, party dudes and dudettes, I’m back with another installment of my patented scientific movie review system, wherein I write funny words and swears and then assign arbitrary numeric values to whatever elements I remember of various films through … Continue reading →

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Eric Hates Freedom

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Paul

Ladies and gentlebros, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you on the eve of one of our greatest holidays that I, your hero, have been censored. Yes, the rights guaranteed me in the First Amendment, easily … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Merica, Assholes, Breasts, BroCast is Awesome, Death, Drinking, Famous People, GI Joe, Hatred, Hipsters, Lists, Nerd Stuff, O Brave New World..., Paul is Grumpy, Rage, USA! USA! | 2 Comments

Birthday Party

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Eric

In honor of Paul’s birthday today I have decided to make a list of things that most definitely will occur, or be present at his birthday party tonight*: •  Pizza •  Whiskey •  Beer •  Strippers •  Strippers with Pizza • … Continue reading →

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MUTOD: “Time is a flat circle”

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Eric

Television-Induced-Depression always sets in when the seasons change; the shows you have been watching pack up their bags and disappear for months so that they can go out and make another season, so you’re stuck with either A) watching whatever takes … Continue reading →

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PA Play by Play: A Day on a Tommy Moon Set

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Paul

Some of you more astute readers (no, not you, moron) may have noticed a steep decline in my complaining about my job recently. Well that’s because that job stopped being my job. Hooray! Sadly, since none of you idiot readers … Continue reading →

Posted in Breasts, Death, Happy Stuff, Hatred, Hipsters, Nerd Stuff, Paul is Grumpy, Tommy Moon, Work | 3 Comments

I Review a Movie.

Posted on April 10, 2014 by Paul

I went to see a movie today. Now I’m going to review it. Because that’s what we do here from time to time. And I’m great at it. Here goes: I saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I liked it. … Continue reading →

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Rebooting Childhood

Posted on February 27, 2014 by Paul

Late this past Tuesday evening I had a rather interesting conversation with my dear cohost as I stood in the doorway of his apartment/cave near Central Park. And by “interesting,” I of course mean “mind-bendingly stupid.” A passel (which is … Continue reading →

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