Category Archives: Assholes

Exclusive Fashion Week Coverage! No, Seriously!

In my many years of drinking (and even in my other years of not drinking), I have wound up in a variety of strange places. Sometimes even sober. A calypso party at the French Embassy. Sharing a bathroom with Tom Hanks. Weehawken, … Continue reading

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What it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!

Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions provided by me. Enjoy! Well, gentle … Continue reading

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Beat It.

People, typically the insufferable type (more insufferable than the general level of insufferable that I find most people to be at, that is), always like to quip and muse about things that need to be “brought back.” Things that are … Continue reading

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Slacktivism

Now that I have appropriated the correct term for it, time to go on a rampage! Slactivism (noun): support of a cause with a political or social nature via the Internet (read: social media), thus requiring very little actual involvement … Continue reading

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Great Scott, I’m Alive!

Though I certainly did not feel that way a few hours ago. I have just recovered from quite possibly the worst hangover of my life. Most of my insides are now outsides. This particular hangover is only to be superseded … Continue reading

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Dante’s Gap®ferno

Somewhere in The Inferno between the fifth circle of swamp and the six circle of flaming pits there exists a mall.  In that mall there is no Pinkberry.  There is no food court.  Hell, (haha) there isn’t even a Sharper Image. … Continue reading

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Dis(ney)Topia

As you may recall, several weeks ago I made an awesometacularific journey out to the crappy (read: West) coast of our fine country to visit some dear chums and get shlonkered with them on rum for a week. Great times. … Continue reading

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