Category Archives: Assholes

The First Possibly Annual Broscars

Posted on January 29, 2015 by

Ahoy, me hearties! If you’re as much of a spoiled, middle class, entertainment-obsessed white person as I am, you are no doubt as excited as all get-up-and-go to pretend to give a shit about the recent announcement of this year’s … Continue reading →

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I’m Back(ish)

Posted on December 11, 2014 by

And you just love it, don’t you? Yeah you do. God how you sicken me. And I bet you’re expecting me to have all sorts of wild tales of adventure from my two weeks worth of missing posts about how … Continue reading →

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Even Funner “Facts”

Posted on November 13, 2014 by

Remember this? Great, right? You bet your third nipple it is! Let’s do it again, beginning with my asking “Did you know…” PowerPoint presentations have been shown to cause suicide in lab rats. People who need people are, in fact, … Continue reading →

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The Great Twitter Flame War 2014

Posted on November 11, 2014 by

So today is Tuesday, November 11th, 2014.  It is the centennial anniversary of The Great War aka World War I.  Four years will mark the anniversary of Armistace Day, which began the end of the War, though the killing throughout … Continue reading →

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Fun “Facts”

Posted on October 16, 2014 by

Hey internets people folks! Did you know: Capri pants kill more people every year than earthworms and Martin van Buren combined. While it’s true that the line “Beam me up, Scotty” was never actually said in the original Star Trek … Continue reading →

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Vacation Prognostication

Posted on September 18, 2014 by

I’m going on a family trip tomorrow. Not like a simple weekend away or a holiday get together or even a road trip to bail my dad out of jail in El Paso for practicing obstetrics without a license (again). … Continue reading →

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Five Doppelgängers

Posted on September 12, 2014 by

Oh hi, Internet.  Didn’t see you there. I was admiring my dashing good looks in the mirror just now when I realized, that 1) I had to write a blog post and 2) I am so good looking. However, the problem with … Continue reading →

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