Author Archives: Paul

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By reading this blog, you legally forfeit your right to cry, eat tofu, or watch movies where people kiss in the rain and sh*t!

Tommy Moon Returns

Write your own damn intro. Here’s the old coot: “VETS. OK, here goes! So we watch a great musical tribute to our Veterans. We get all these big stars to create a buzz and guess what? No one thinks we … Continue reading

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Even Funner “Facts”

Remember this? Great, right? You bet your third nipple it is! Let’s do it again, beginning with my asking “Did you know…” PowerPoint presentations have been shown to cause suicide in lab rats. People who need people are, in fact, … Continue reading

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Why I Wrote Nothing: Two Days of Lee Powers (And Counting)

Yes, that’s right, I’ve been doing all sorts of fantastical things alongside one of our most beloved/lazy staff writers, Lee Powers! As you can imagine, it’s a hoot. But it’s also super fucking busy because it’s all work related. TV commercials … Continue reading

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Paul’s Quick Tips: Halloween

Okay, I got a stack of whatnot to do a mile high, and two-thirds of that mile is finishing stitching together the gigantic, authentic fish tail to match the clam bikini top I’ll be wearing for Halloween tomorrow. To answer … Continue reading

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How Bitching Ruins Games (And Why You Should Play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel)

(Editor’s Note: all picture captions will be provided by special guest co-author Mister Torgue, the President of the Torgue Corporation) As I’ve written about before, I think most video games are goddamn awful. But, as I’ve also made clear in that linked … Continue reading

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Fun “Facts”

Hey internets people folks! Did you know: Capri pants kill more people every year than earthworms and Martin van Buren combined. While it’s true that the line “Beam me up, Scotty” was never actually said in the original Star Trek … Continue reading

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Episode 107

  This week we mix things up by talking about…ebola! Crazy, right? Also: Nobel Prizes all around, gay marriage hits Estonia, and Kim Jong-Un is in the wind.

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