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About LeeePowers

This blog is a court ordered thing, only 78 weeks and I'm out of here!

So Bill Deblasio, Christine Quinn, and Sal Albanese walk into a bar:

This blog is, ostensibly, a humor blog about politics. It has come to my attention that my blogs are rarely humorous, and frequently don’t even come CLOSE to touching on politics. In an effort to remedy that here is a … Continue reading

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Bloomberg should stay in his ivory subway car

A federal judge struck down stop and frisk. This is a good thing because the law is either (A) Very racist (Just ask Officer Schoolcraft) (B) A violation of civil liberties (Fourth amendment y’all) (C) Not worth the resources it … Continue reading

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The Top 5 reasons I should probably be fired

You may not have noticed this, dear reader, but I am an irresponsible blogger. I miss deadlines, have an inconsistent voice, and I just generally don’t understand blogging. Also, I work on Tuesdays. Am I the worst thing about this … Continue reading

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Live Blog!

Good Morning Bros! Happy belated birthday to my blogging bbuddies PD and Jean Louise. Welcome to the misery that is your late 20’s. I hope you like existential crises and identifying with New Girl’s Nick Miller a disturbing amount. (Paul, … Continue reading

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BONUS FRIDAY JOKE!

Two Hipsters, Tallulah and Margot, decided to take the L into Manhattan and citibike down to the Spotted Pig for some artisanal stuffed gnocchi. As they got closer, they found that some streets had been blocked off due to construction … Continue reading

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Anthony Weiner’s Biggest Boner Yet!

I was all set to rock your worlds today. I had a Dynamite blog about it being Summer time,  the end of the Zimmerman trial last week (He’s apparently saving citizens from non fatal one car accidents like the low … Continue reading

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Superman… the Terrorist?

SPOILER ALERT I’m going to be talking about the Man of Steel this article, so if you haven’t seen it yet but want to then read no further. Are they gone yet? Good. Man of Steel was an ok movie. … Continue reading

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