Author Archives: LeeePowers

Brady, Bill, and Co. have always been cheaters, but now that their contract with the Devil is up (13 years is the going rate for a human soul) , expect some competition in the AFC East. We’re coming after you … Continue reading →

Huh? What the hell are you people doing here? Didn’t you hear the government is shut down? Go on now! Go home to your families! Why are you even here anyway? I only came in to pick up my emergency … Continue reading →

Congratulations america, you.ve finally done it. All of your political grandstanding and petty squabbling has but you in the ass and the bald eagle has come home to roost. The uncompromising assholes you elected did exactly what you would expect … Continue reading →

Listen Paul, we all know you paid for your down under excursion with all that sweet, sweet blog money. Now watch me mail it in: And I will continue mailing it in until you send me my residuals check. Send … Continue reading →

I need to come up with a costume like right now Bros. I need something that incorporates facial hair. I can be either: John Hammond from Jurassic Park The Gorton’s Fisherman or Magnum PI   PS- I wanted to start … Continue reading →

NOTE: This was a very hard and very personal article to write, and I’m going to edit it throughout the day. Since most of my posts are half-assed I’m really insecure about getting this right. Hello New York- It has … Continue reading →

We’ve had a disturbing trend on this blog of people posting feel good stories, and I’m sick of it. I’m a grump, a certifiable Grouch, and proud of it. There’s a whole list of reasons why I’m grumpy, and I’m … Continue reading →