Did you know that Ben Horne, megalomaniacal industrialist and brothel owner of the fictional and bizarre town of Twin Peaks (from Twin Peaks) was a goofball airborne pathfinder on D-Day?

Seen here after a kooky run-in with some wacky Wehrmacht troopers!

Of course you didn’t, because I’m smarter than you! Okay, I need a nap. Have a good one, dummies.