No, not that one. The city where the Civil War started and Cap’n Chris lost his virginity to a ziploc bag of grits. Celebrating Christmas here with my family for our last group vacation of the year. Unless we all finally snap and kill each other, then it will be our last one for much longer. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to drinking my bourbon and sharpening my butter knife. Just in case. Happy Holidays!