Important information for you and your loved ones! Film at 11!
In the meantime, is there anybody out there who can explain to me what the big friggin’ deal is with Pitch Perfect? I mean, the first one wasn’t a bad movie, but what the hell? A bit of Glee, a dash of Van Wilder, throw in Anna Kendrick and that funny British gal with the really stupid first name, and you’re all choking on your own spittle like you caught the spitting disease on Tarahell while conquering the universe for Emperor Paul Atreides. Chill the fuck out.
It’s 11? Now? Really? Okay, here it is:
Thank you for your time. And now we go to Hosiah Skinflute Jr. for sports!