Write your own damn intro. Here’s the old coot:

“VETS. OK, here goes! So we watch a great musical tribute to our Veterans. We get all these big stars to create a buzz and guess what? No one thinks we could put together a kick ass ALL VETERANS BAND, not to just say thanks to us but put us OUT there. It would have been a shot of a fuckin’ lifetime for Vets. An event about VETS, not just for VETS. Remember Woodstock ? I do after NAM. It gave people a shot in front of the world. Who the fuck is in charge of these events? Don’t just parade us around, GIVE US THE STAGE. We need an event run by VETS. A NETWORK Of MUSICIANS who can fuckin’ play, sing, and perform. Then gets some stars to join us. It’s time. Let’s RETURN some FRIENDLY FIRE. Whose in? #VETS4VETSNOBS.”

I prayed I’d never see the day when he figured out how to use a #. Well, maybe “figured out” is a bit strong.