In no particular order, but this may be most probable:
had better will consist at least one of these three colors.
One of your friends is the first to go down. (Phrasing)
Overindulging because ‘Murica.
New friends at the bar you end up at!
Five minutes after you enter said bar.
“Yeah man, real bummer about the US this year…”
New Belgium friend!
Be in the moment. Put away your phone.
Besides, when was the last time your camera phone produced a decent-quality image of a firework?
Fireworks: America’s favorite distraction since we stopped caring about futbol.
Think of one reason why you’re grateful you live here. Cheers to it.
Seriously. Cheers to it.
Happy 4th of July.
Frankie “The Red Panda” Funkaducciola
RIP Uncle Prime