Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished.

At least they’re buddies now.

Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With Friends or I will/Murder your face, Eric.

At last, another/good X-Men movie is in/The theater. Hooray!

And with hardly any Anna Paquin, no less.

Crow and Tom Servo/Amuse me ever so much/With their nerdy sass.

“Hooked on a Feeling”/Has been stuck inside my head/For about two months.

(This is why:)

Maybe I ate way/More guacamole than safe/But it’s so worth it.

Fundraiser for vets/Last night. Drank lots with cool folks./I’m awesome at life.

American Dad/Is a way funnier show/Than you think it is.

Wacky fun.

Today was busy/You never read my long posts/Anyway. Fuck off.