Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished.
Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With Friends or I will/Murder your face, Eric.
At last, another/good X-Men movie is in/The theater. Hooray!
Crow and Tom Servo/Amuse me ever so much/With their nerdy sass.
“Hooked on a Feeling”/Has been stuck inside my head/For about two months.
(This is why:)
Maybe I ate way/More guacamole than safe/But it’s so worth it.
Fundraiser for vets/Last night. Drank lots with cool folks./I’m awesome at life.
American Dad/Is a way funnier show/Than you think it is.