Monthly Archives: May 2014

Why the term “Date Night” makes me wanna hoarf

There is a term that schmaltzy, longstanding couples use when they want to go out for an evening alone to celebrate the fact that they are still tolerating each other: they call it “date night.” Now, this is not the … Continue reading

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In Defense of the Fast & Furious

A few weeks ago HBO GO sent an e-mail to all of its subscribers that another installment of the Fast & Furious series would soon be available for their viewing pleasure: I was pumped.  Not “get drunk and watch Pacific Rim” … Continue reading

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“The Lost Episode” by H. P. Lovecraft

Editor’s Note: We missed one. For the first time in nearly two years, we missed producing one of our weekly joy-filled drunken webisodes. Eric and I would be ashamed, but we have never been before and see no reason to … Continue reading

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What It’s Like… Vol 2.

So Paul and I have both been deployed on Navy ships in what is called a Marine Expeditionary Unit or MEU. These are the Navy ships that you hear about on the news being moved to the Gulf in response … Continue reading

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Cake and/or Death

Our dear friend Eric has requested that I respond to the many articles that have come out recently attacking “gluten intolerance.” Now, to be clear, I have an actual gluten allergy. Not an intolerance, not a sensitivity, not a desire … Continue reading

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Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

“Congratulations!Today is your day.You’re off to Great Places!You’re off and away!”  By the time you read this I will be long gone.  Gone gone gone to where the stars at night are big and bright– You know the rest. One of … Continue reading

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Bite Me

I didn’t get a chance to write anything today. I had stuff to do. And I took a long nap. Laundry. Packing for vacation. Re-watching episodes of The League. Quasi-staff member My Dad had a table reading of a swell … Continue reading

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