Daily Archives: January 9, 2014

This Year in Hilarity (So Far)

Many of you fans out there probably wonder where I, a respected drunken fake journalist, get my news from. The papers? The TV? Bing? Of course not, you silly bastard! You and your ideas. Nobody reads the papers, TV is … Continue reading

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