My dad complains about sports because that’s what old dudes do, unless they’re racist. In that case, they complain about racist things. So, you know, it could be worse.
“Hi Troops, I’m doing my post through one of our bombastic co host. Too bad!!! It been a slow week here in NYC. Especially in the film/ Ad business. These two industries turn Christmas into a month. Bless their little heart. So does Congress. I guess if your in the BS business you need your rest. Sports has been also dull. The Knicks would be done but they are in the worst division in sports. As a matter of fact all 7 NY teams, and that’s including our NJ GIANTS and NJ Jets, no one is over a 500 winning percent. We suck. We are the new Philadelphia . The Yanks lost our star to Seattle , which is insane, for mucho money. I know its all about the money but his agent Mr. JZ ain’t never been and never will be going to visit him there. I also realized besides the extra $75 mill he got, because the taxes in Seattle are so low , he will save more that Oaklands whole fuckin payroll. BUT HE AIN’T IN THE BIG APPLE. He is nowhere to be found . Well it’s nap time. I hope you get to see this . Eat me.”
Another fine cut and paste job by me, if I say so myself. Have a good one, folks!