Perhaps Paul has already written about Halloween and our group costumes, but screw him. My draft was here first.
I’ll be damned if I am going to be able to muster up the energy tomorrow to write out a full MUTOD, so here we are with a list of predictions from last night’s Halloween festivities that are possibly will happen/have already happened/are happening.
[-] We will lose/have lost Paul to a Sexy Devil (the costume) at one of the bars.
[-] No one knows who Jeff is supposed to be. Secondly, no one knows where Jeff went.
[-] We will attempt/have attempted to record something for this Sunday’s upcoming episode of BroCast News. We manage to get a whole 4-5 seconds in before giving up.
[-] Thirdly, Jeff nurses a can of beer for way too long. We will replace/have replaced the word “Jeff” instead of the word “drink.”
[-] Shots at the bar are immediately followed with a rousing “YO JOE!” One other person shouts it with us, then gives up.
[-] Anyone with a prop gun gets sick of having to hold said prop gun within the first 30 minutes at the bar. Except Joe; he has swords.
[-] I find many excuses to ditch my costume’s beret. Thus, a mime costume is born.
[-] Shaun quickly tries to research at Paul’s and see if any GI Joe’s don a very comfortable USSR hat. None do (?) Womp womp.
[-] Danny stays home/shows up late. We miss him.
[-] At some point Paul plays me back at Words with Friends. What are you doing? Oh, there was a line for the bathroom? Fair enough.
[-] We meet someone dressed as The Fridge. Though he’s not necessarily dressed up, he certainly looks the part and, in our defense, is wearing a jersey. We’ve apparently become racists.
[-] Costume malfunctions = 4 or less.
[-] Number of “What Does the Fox Say” costumes = 3
[-] Number of Walter White costumes = 6. Number of those who have actually seen the show = 4.
[-] Paul busts out the pull up bar to get us pumped. This is a terrible idea after 4+ beers.
[-] Zombie Lou Reeds = 1
[-] Miley Cyrus’ = 10+
[-] How many of them should be strangled = All of them.
[-] We get kicked out of a bar after someone tries to explain to us why Cobra is better.
[-] That someone is Amanda.
[-] A little kid on the streets of Manhattan mistakes us for real GI Joe’s. Paul adopts him, and for a four-year-old drinking apple juice he’s miles better at the GI Joe drinking game than Jeff.
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