Huh?
What the hell are you people doing here? Didn’t you hear the government is shut down? Go on now! Go home to your families!
Why are you even here anyway? I only came in to pick up my emergency hooch and make some copies of my manifesto. Did you come to laugh at the blogger with nothing to do?
That’s low.
Isn’t your manifesto just that piece of paper you keep on your desk slathered in chunky peanut butter?
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