Ok, so apparently Eric wanted me to post on his normal day (yesterday) and thought that I would notice his hinting towards that in his brief contribution, despite the fact that I spent twenty hours of said day on an airplane. Between him and Lee Power’s act of blog aggression (or bloggression), I’m surprised this website didn’t burn down in my absence. Regardless, I shall now present the post I attempted to write Thursday but, due to the shitty internet at my hotel in Broadbeach, Australia, was unable to. If pictures are worth a thousand words, here’s 2,500.

All right, boners, that’s all you get today. Unless Jean Louise posts. So yeah, probably all you get today. See you on Thursday, fuckers.

Bonus Video: