DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW CLOSE HALLOWEEN IS?

I need to come up with a costume like right now Bros. I need something that incorporates facial hair.
I can be either:
John Hammond from Jurassic Park

Pro: Get to wear Linen Con: Spend night hunted by raptors

Pro: Get to wear Linen
Con: Spend night hunted by raptors

The Gorton’s Fisherman

Pro: Prepared for inclement weather Con: All fish related pickup lines are "Offensive"

Pro: Prepared for inclement weather
Con: All fish related pickup lines are “Offensive”

or Magnum PI

Pro: Sweet ride, Sweeter 'stache Con: People constantly confusing me for Mr. Baseball

Pro: Sweet ride, Sweeter ‘stache
Con: People constantly confusing me for Mr. Baseball

 

For your edification, dear reader.

For your edification, dear reader.

PS- I wanted to start the trash talking between me and PD “Tom Brady’s non-union Fluffer” Freeman, but god the jets and Pats looked bad.

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1 Response to DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW CLOSE HALLOWEEN IS?

  1. P.D. Montgomery says:

    Should we star the trash-talking now? Jets totally won me the week in my Penalties-only fantasy league. Tepid support in a garbage victory! Ge-NO, Ge-NO, Ge-NO!

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