We’ve had a disturbing trend on this blog of people posting feel good stories, and I’m sick of it.
I’m a grump, a certifiable Grouch, and proud of it.

Bahumbug!

There’s a whole list of reasons why I’m grumpy, and I’m going to list them now.

Paul and Eric, you shouldn’t even mention yourselves in the same SENTENCE as Statler and Waldorf, unless it’s to apologize for comparing yourselves to the S&W of current events.

The funniest MoFo’s EVER

PD put your sweater vest back on, stop complaining about going back to work, and stop blogging about the third best show on a mediocre cable network. Blogging about inane things is my territory.

I don’t know what this means.

Eric- Albert Clifford Slater sits backwards, not Zack Morris. We can’t afford Saved by the Bell errors in Your Uneducated Thought of the Day.
We have a reputation to uphold.

You are Screech. In the worst way.

Tom- Keep up the good work.

Mostly I’m pissed off about this asshole. Here’s the crux of what he said for you guys who are too lazy to read:

If Barack Obama decides to attack the Syrian regime, he has ensured – for the very first time in history – that the United States will be on the same side as al-Qa’ida.

It’s like this mother fucker has never even seen Rambo III.

Yo Adrian! We made it onto BroCast!

Remember when Rocky teamed up with Osama? Guess what homie? The Middle East is complicated. Its Wikipedia article is like 3 pages long, and they don’t even include Afghanistan in there. Here’s the best summary of how fucked that whole mess is, and I stole it (excuse me, “reblogged”) from Buzzfeed who undoubtedly reblogged it from somewhere else: