You may not have noticed this, dear reader, but I am an irresponsible blogger. I miss deadlines, have an inconsistent voice, and I just generally don’t understand blogging. Also, I work on Tuesdays. Am I the worst thing about this blog? No. We all know the worst thing about BroCast is our comments section. so without further adieu I present the top five reasons I should get canned:
1) I don’t understand the difference between “ado” and “adieu” as demonstrated above.
2) I have some serious issues with the editorial direction of this blog, I personally love citibike, and in no way do I believe that Superman is a terrorist.
3) I don’t approve of (REDACTED)’s bohemian lifestyle. He’s been dating too much. Sign up for J-date and find yourself a nice girl, a real keeper, a shayner.
4) I have zero journalistic integrity, as evidenced by my redacting a certain sensitive journalist’s name.
5) I’m too busy to keep up with the news. I didn’t even know John Liu didn’t get matching funds, and that has a real world impact on my day “job”