Monthly Archives: August 2013

MUTOD: “I rip off George Carlin”

George Carlin was one of my favorite comedians growing up — not because he was the best Mr. Conductor (forget Ringo) — but his rhetoric and his eloquent delivery made him stand out amongst the crowd: “Here’s another group of … Continue reading

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…So Why Don’t You Come With Me, Little Girl, On a Magic Carpet Ride?

Last Friday, the day after I posted Part I of my travel guide, somebody in Germany stumbled upon our blog by doing a Google Image search for “”horrible cut off penis#.” Seriously. Not making it up. How in the blue … Continue reading

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Tommy Moon: Into Darkness

My dad was very proud earlier when he managed to post all on his own today. Then I informed him that he had actually posted on our old blog which we haven’t used in over three months. Then he swore … Continue reading

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I’m not going to say I forgot to post…

We’ve had a disturbing trend on this blog of people posting feel good stories, and I’m sick of it. I’m a grump, a certifiable Grouch, and proud of it. There’s a whole list of reasons why I’m grumpy, and I’m … Continue reading

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Episode 49 (August 25, 2013)

This week we ask Why so Syria, the Morsi you know, acknowledge wildfires from last week, and wrap up cases relevant to three military trials of the week.

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The Pretentious Corner: The Breaking Bad Sort-Of-Live Blog – S05E11 – “Confessions”

Inspirational Lubricant Du Jour: Founders All Day IPA Howdy clowns. Welcome to Part 3 of the Breaking Bad Season 5 Sort-of-Live Blog. Last week saw Lydia super-sizing the crazy, Todd getting in touch with his inner massacre, and walt trying … Continue reading

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I Can Show You the World…

Today, on this wet, miserable Thursday, I was able to perform one of the finest and most thrilling tasks a proud American citizen can do: pay an extra sixty dollars to have my passport renewal expedited because I realized it … Continue reading

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