Monthly Archives: August 2013

MUTOD: “I rip off George Carlin”

Posted on August 30, 2013 by Eric

George Carlin was one of my favorite comedians growing up — not because he was the best Mr. Conductor (forget Ringo) — but his rhetoric and his eloquent delivery made him stand out amongst the crowd: “Here’s another group of … Continue reading →

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…So Why Don’t You Come With Me, Little Girl, On a Magic Carpet Ride?

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Paul

Last Friday, the day after I posted Part I of my travel guide, somebody in Germany stumbled upon our blog by doing a Google Image search for “”horrible cut off penis#.” Seriously. Not making it up. How in the blue … Continue reading →

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Tommy Moon: Into Darkness

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Paul

My dad was very proud earlier when he managed to post all on his own today. Then I informed him that he had actually posted on our old blog which we haven’t used in over three months. Then he swore … Continue reading →

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I’m not going to say I forgot to post…

Posted on August 27, 2013 by LeeePowers

We’ve had a disturbing trend on this blog of people posting feel good stories, and I’m sick of it. I’m a grump, a certifiable Grouch, and proud of it. There’s a whole list of reasons why I’m grumpy, and I’m … Continue reading →

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Episode 49 (August 25, 2013)

Posted on August 26, 2013 by Eric

This week we ask Why so Syria, the Morsi you know, acknowledge wildfires from last week, and wrap up cases relevant to three military trials of the week.

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The Pretentious Corner: The Breaking Bad Sort-Of-Live Blog – S05E11 – “Confessions”

Posted on August 25, 2013 by P.D. Montgomery

Inspirational Lubricant Du Jour: Founders All Day IPA Howdy clowns. Welcome to Part 3 of the Breaking Bad Season 5 Sort-of-Live Blog. Last week saw Lydia super-sizing the crazy, Todd getting in touch with his inner massacre, and walt trying … Continue reading →

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I Can Show You the World…

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Paul

Today, on this wet, miserable Thursday, I was able to perform one of the finest and most thrilling tasks a proud American citizen can do: pay an extra sixty dollars to have my passport renewal expedited because I realized it … Continue reading →

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