Two Hipsters, Tallulah and Margot, decided to take the L into Manhattan and citibike down to the Spotted Pig for some artisanal stuffed gnocchi. As they got closer, they found that some streets had been blocked off due to construction and they had to take a detour over rough cobblestone roads. After about a few blocks on the cobblestones Zooey remarked, “Hmm, I’ve never come this way before!”
“Me neither,” replied Margot, “It must be the cobblestones.”
Then they both got tickets for running a red light because Citi bikers don’t understand the rules of the road.