All right, fuck it. I give up. I can’t teach this guy how to internet. Swear to Christ, it’s like trying to teach an iguana to drive a car. Anyway, here’s the crazy shit my dad has to say today. It’s all about guns or something and a bunch of words are in all caps. Enjoy.
Good Morning Vietnam! Back in the papers. This time the war is on bad fast food not a bad fast Secretary Of Defense. Unfortunately some people are getting sick and worse. Ah capitalism, almost. The freedom to put whatever in your mouth does have its consequences. They need Bloomberg. Speaking of The Mayor, good for him. He puts his money where his mouth is, and it ain’t fast food. It’s anti guns without a background check. Simple you can have your machine guns and tanks for hunting and protection from the other guys with their tanks, just need to fill out some paper work and bingo you’re a fuckin’ minute man. No way you say, it’s against the second amendment. Right that amendment that was used to form a militia, because we had no standing Army after the Revolution. Get it, you kept your weapon because you were in the RESERVES, get it, you were on call to pick it up and lock and load ONE round and hit the dusty trail when those caissons go rolling along. That correct buckaroos, you’re in the ARMY now. So say you are right about our great Constitution being followed. So in the name of our great country get your fat ass down to the your local recruiter and put your John Hancock on the dotted line. They may ask some question but I know you won’t mind because you are a good citizen. So let’s do it. Just think all these well-trained gun owners in the reserve and when there is a conflict somewhere around the world off they go fully equipped. Let’s stop taking sides on this issue and join together and honor and abide by the letter of the law. I believe in our second amendment and the obligation that goes with it. I, my son, and my father in law all served in the military during combat and even though none of us own a gun, we are willing to serve again when needed just as I’m sure all NRA members are as well. Enough with the BS let’s stand and volunteer. Spec 5 TJ Mooney US Army 101AB Nam 67/68. Oh yeah, Eat me.