For today's performance, the role of Lee Powers will be played by…

This guy!

Okay first off, you may have noticed our server has been down for over 24 hours. Go internets! As such, we missed out on scheduling our posting of the latest episode of BroCast News, featuring special guest, El Mustachio Grande de mi Cara. Enjoy!

Yes, we here have finally hammered out a semblance of a posting schedule and wouldn’t you know it, Lee is missing out on his first Titty Tuesday (which will be the name of his weekly Tuesday posting henceforth in perpetuity until the Old Ones rise up from Rl’yeh and end all this is or ever shall be). But as luck would have it, the sly devil wrote his ramblings ahead of time and passed them on to me via electronic mail. So, without further delay, here is yet another post from Monsieur Powers:

Wildcard Blog time!
I was originally going to blog about gladiators, because they are some of history’s greatest Bro’s, but a funny thing happened to me on the way to the blog. I’m sure this has happened to all of us- I was derailed by youtube. Plenty of people have talked about how addictive hopping from video to video on Youtube is, so instead, I would like to show you three videos of dogs, and see what they teach us about our human condition:
An Apropo Quotation
“Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, give in. Never give in. Never give in. Never give in.” -Winston Churchill
Look at this dog. This dog has worked harder to get this branch than you have worked for anything in your life. Next time a job interview doesn’t go your way, a date dumps you, or you lose next months rent in an uunderground poker game, remember this courageous dog. Not only did he never give up, but he wore a fashionable sweater.

An Apropo Quotation
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”  -Charlie Brown

This happens to every bro at least once. Sometimes love just doesn’t work out. I’ve heard Bro’s talk about the “Friend Zone” and that’s a load of nonsense. George Clooney never gets put in the friend zone. They just don’t want anything to do with you, and Bro’s, I’m here to tell you that that is OK. Because just like this strange lonely japanese man, you’re going to wake up one day and realize what a dog she was.
An Apropo Quotation
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clarke
We live in a world of magic. I can sit here, on my computer, watching a half cat half roomba Cyborg terrorize a dog while at the same time boring my loyal readership with my inane ramblings about japanese guys getting creepy with their dogs. O’ Brave new world, that has such wonders in it!

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